Cover ups

I have noticed that some things are confidential to us citizens. But I think other wise. We all know that area 51 is a post for aliens to take a break, drink some bear, and watch some exotic space amazons dance to there own pleasure. But here is something you don't know anything about. The grand canyon is not as old as the teachers tell us. The grand canyon is actually the after math of a freak explosen caused by a bombing accident after something was trying to surface from the earth. My guess is that it was one of those trapped for a million years, or something. There was also a Roswell cover up. They did not do a good job covering that up, we all know that it was an alien crash site. (Image http://www.astrofoto.ca/stuartheggie/Grand_Canyon/Grand_Canyon_23.jpg)